Broski Bar & Burger  

House Rules

          (If you're reading this, you're already on of us.)

1. 🍟 We don't count calories. 
   This isn't a fitness club. If you start counting grams, we'll throw in extra bacon to teach you a lesson. 
2. 👕 Juice isn't the enemy - it's a status symbol. 
3. If you shirt stays clean, you're doing it wrong. Start over.
   
4. 🚫🥗 Leave your diet at the door.
   This isn't a salad bar, bro.
5. 💦 Sauce isn't a side - it's the star.
   If it's not dripping, it's not worth it.
6. 🤝 Everyone's a friend..
   ..even the one who steals your last fries... but we're watching you 
7. 🔫🍟 The last fry is a war zone - 
   Whoever gets it earned it.
8. 🔥 The food comes hot - be brave
   This isn't a tea party we don't blow it.
9. 🥓 Bacon is the foundation of the universe
   if you don't live it, we don't trust you
10. 🤤 No food gets left behind
    leftovers for the weak
11. 😎 You leave full and in a good mood. This isn't a promise - it's fact